So I’ve just been to the bathroom to get a bottle of water, it’s 2am and as I walk through the door my face is entangled in a web….
In the corner of the room lurks the biggest spider we’ve seen since we left. A huge beast, at least 15cm in diameter. We don’t go in for killing things but this one is now hiding behind the toilet and it could have been Etholle finding it. This could be the thing which ran across my face a few days ago whilst I was sleeping. There’s no way to catch it, Chantelle heard my “man scream” and suggests “getting it in a glass”. The problem is that the thing is so quick it would be impossible to catch and the last time a drinking vessel of sufficient girth existed was during the Roman Empire. So I’m afraid to say it was either him or us…..
It only took 20 minutes to wear him down, quite literally. A quick Google informs us that he was a Thai Cane Spider, they lurk in bathrooms and not venomous. I’d like to say I feel sorry for him, but this was an epic gladiatorial battle which could only end in his demise. So to all the other beasts trying to catch me or my family on our journey, remember “I am Spartacus”